Cower, puny humans, before the might of the Ugokin empire!
We have planted our virus in the Federation Computers to spread fear and doubt through that worthless
Tremble before our might, for we will be victorious!
The Ugokin Empire mourns the loss tonight of our great Emperor Nnenn III, who was tragically taken from us when his fishing boat strayed to close to the third sun of the Canopus system during the solar flare season.
The Ugokin High Command wishes to thank the Classic Space Federation for the brave efforts the crew of its medical frigate, the Nautalis, to save Emperor Nnenn. We understand that their ship suffered considerable damage in their efforts to pluck the Emperor's cruiser from the star. Sadly the emperor could not be revived.
We have also learned that the Federation diplomats did not intend any offense to the Ugokin Empire when they inserted a substance they refer to as "food" into the oriface on their heads called their "mouths". This is apparently considered a polite way of socialising among Federation races and it is an unfortunate coincidence that it bears a striking resemblance to a deeply disgusting and offensive act for all right-thinking Ugokins. In light of the bravery shown by the Nautalis, and the unintended nature of this offence, the Ugokin High Command have called off all hostilities with the Federation and have entered into peaceful negotiations over the disputed border teritories. The Federation negotiators have agreed to refrain from "eating" in our presence.
You think you are ready forus, but nothing has prepared you for our Ugokin Reapers.
You may scream in terror, but the Reaper will sho you no mercy. Your missiles and blasters are no match for us.
Federation space lanes will offer no refuge from packs of Ugokin hunters.
This scene is of a Federation Manta and its Midget fighters who stumbled into the jaws of a pack of Hunters. They did not live to tell the tale.
You may think that your Federation Enforcer is a threat to us, but this photo shows one about to be destroyed by our superior Ugokin forces. The same fate will await all federation outposts that resist our might.
Ugokin crawlers advance, their shields armed and ready to render your weapons ineffective.
See how a crawler disables a Federation Recon Scout, shortly before the scout was destroyed.
Cower Federation weasels as the Ugokin Maelstrom unleashes its wrath.
You will soon know the might of the Ugokin empire. The awesome devastation this marvel of Ugokin science will rain upon you will finally prove our supremacy.
Tremble, Federation weaklings, in the shadow of the mighty Ugokin War Walker. Know you are no match for its might. Know that you will fall before it, as your comrades have done.
Your Federation masters may tell you it has a critical weakness, but know truly, there is none. See here how your comrades were crushed by its might.
Hail loyal Ugokin subjects. Behold our mighty interceptors, poised to strike terror into the hearts of the Federation weaklings.
Already they have been seen disabling cowrdly Federation bombers sent to murder your hatchlings in their nurseries.
Enemies of the Ugokin empire will cower before us as our Devastators sweep across the galaxy, purging all that is hateful in our sight!
Rejoice in the blood of our adversaries!